Sunday, September 09, 2007

The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat

I received this in an email from my chiropractor. This is good advice. Also, just to remind you all, I am ONE WEEK away from accomplishing my 30 day challenge of NO FRIED FOOD! Woo hoo! Though the information below should be a warning to me about pigging out on the fried food, I'm going to have to announce that on September 17th, and possibly the 18th, I'm going to have to go on a fried food binge. I can't even begin to tell you how hard 30 days without fried food has been. (It's actually been longer because remember the two weeks before I failed and had to start over? UGH!) Anyway... cheers to health and less fried food in our systems!



The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat
There are no "bad" foods, right? Only food you should eat in moderation? Well, not really. The following foods are so bad for your body that I really can’t see any reason to eat them. Not only do they have zero nutritional value, but they also give your body a healthy dose of toxins, which should make the idea of eating them really hard to swallow.

Doughnuts
Doughnuts are fried, full of sugar and white flour and most all varieties contain trans fat. Store-bought doughnuts are made up of about 35 percent to 40 percent trans fat.

An average doughnut will give you about 200 to 300 calories, mostly from sugar, and few other nutrients.

It’s too bad that Americans view doughnuts as a breakfast food as, nutritionally speaking, eating a doughnut is one of the worst ways to start off your day. It will throw off your blood sugar and won't stay with you so you'll be hungry again soon. You are better off eating no breakfast at all.

Soda

One can of soda has about 10 teaspoons of sugar, 150 calories, 30 to 55 mg of caffeine, and is loaded with artificial food colors and sulphites. I can't think of any good reason to ever have it. The diet varieties are also problematic as they are filled with harmful artificial sweeteners like aspartame.

Studies have linked soda to osteoporosis, obesity, tooth decay and heart disease, yet the average American drinks an estimated 56 gallons of soft drinks each year. Plus, drinking all that sugar will likely suppress your appetite for healthy foods, which pave the way for nutrient deficiencies.

Soft drink consumption among children has almost doubled in the United States over the last decade, which is not surprising considering that most school hallways are lined with soda-filled vending machines.

Schools often make marketing deals with leading soft drink companies such as Coca-Cola from which they receive commissions--based on a percentage of sales at each school--and sometimes a lump-sum payment, in exchange for their students’ health. School vending machines can increase the consumption of sweetened beverages by up to 50 or more cans of soda per student per year.

If you routinely drink soda--regular or diet--eliminating it from your diet is one of the simplest and most profound health improvements you can make.

French Fries (and Nearly All Commercially Fried Foods)
Potatoes are bad enough when consumed in their raw state, as their simple sugars are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels and can devastate your health. But when they are cooked in trans fat at high temperatures, all sorts of interesting and very unpleasant things occur.

Anything that is fried, even vegetables, has the issue of trans fat and the potent cancer-causing substance acrylamide.

Foods that are fried in vegetable oils like canola, soybean, safflower, corn, and other seed and nut oils are particularly problematic. These polyunsaturated fats easily become rancid when exposed to oxygen and produce large amounts of damaging free radicals in the body. They are also very susceptible to heat-induced damage from cooking. What is not commonly known is that these oils can actually cause aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer and weight gain. You can read the article "Secrets of the Edible Oil Industry" for more information.

It is theoretically possible to create a more "healthy" French fry if you cook it in a healthy fat like virgin coconut oil. Due to its high saturated fat content, coconut oil is extremely stable and is not damaged by the high temperatures of cooking. This is why coconut oil should be the only oil you use to cook with.

I am fond of telling patients that one French fry is worse for your health than one cigarette, so you may want to consider this before you order your next ‘Biggie’ order.

Chips

Most commercial chips, and this includes corn chips, potato chips, tortilla chips, you name it, are high in trans fat. Fortunately, some companies have caught on to the recent media blitz about the dangers of trans fat and have started to produce chips without trans fat.

However, the high temperatures used to cook them will potentially cause the formation of carcinogenic substances like acrylamide, and this risk remains even if the trans fat is removed.

Fried Non-Fish Seafood
This category represents the culmination of non-healthy aspects of food. Fried shrimp, clams, oysters, lobsters, and so on have all the issues of trans fat and acrylamide mentioned above, plus an added risk of mercury.

Seafood is loaded with toxic mercury and shellfish like shrimp and lobsters can be contaminated with parasites and resistant viruses that may not even be killed with high heat. These creatures, considered scavenger animals, consume foods that may be harmful for you.

Eating these foods gives you a quadruple dose of toxins--trans fat, acrylamide, mercury and possibly parasites or viruses--with every bite.

If you have a taste for seafood, there’s an easy solution. It’s best to avoid your local fish fry and try the only fish I now eat--the delicious wild red Alaskan salmon that was proven through independent lab testing to be free of harmful levels of mercury and other contaminants.

blasphemy.

On Friday after my yoga-belly dance routine, I stayed after to chat with some of the gals there. One of the gals (she's one of the best dancers in the room; though green with envy, I can give props when deserved) mentioned that she was going to do the Nike Women's Marathon in SF. I was hoping to sign up for the half this year, but I didn't because I stupidly thought I was going to be in the Philippines. (Yeah. Long story. If you're that curious, write me and I'll tell you the uninteresting details!) Anyway... I asked the gal how her training was going, and she said that she's been training since May. I asked her what her mileage was so far and she said that she hasn't run more than 5 miles.

5 miles?! Does she not realize that a MARATHON is 26.2 MILES?! It's over a month away and she hasn't run over 5 MILES at a time so far?! Is she f---in' CRAZY?!

This conversation sparked the rant that is about to come up. To her credit, I don't know what the gal's situation or circumstance is. Therefore, I will preface this rant by mentioning that what I say may not be fair. Oh well...

I'm irritated by her training because she seemed to be so dismissive of what a marathon is. For your information, it's 26.2 miles of blissful hell. Ya feel me folks?! Also, the glory of training for a marathon - your first one at that - is the training process, not the marathon itself. In fact, the actual race is like the cherry on a sundae. You've already gone through the good stuff. All that's left is that one last cherry. So I feel sorry for the gal. But more so, her approach simply irritates me. A marathon is a bonafide sport. To me, when you commit to a race, you have to respect it. You have to honor the sport, commit to the training, and simply do it. Even Lance Armstrong trained for his marathon. And this gal thinks she doesn't have to? Where the hell do people come off?!

To me, it's not a matter of winning, it's a matter of honoring and respecting the sport, that's all. So her leisurely 5 mile runs and her leaning on the hope that (1) the organizers will let her do the half marathon instead of the full marathon (2) that she's in shape, so a marathon isn't that big a deal, truly bothers me. It insults me as a former marathoner and fathlete. Plus, she thinks she can go down to a half marathon with her 5 mile training. Hello! It's still a f---in' sport! There's still a huge distance between 5 miles and 13.1 miles! In our conversation, she seemed to be under the impression that the pace you start with is going to be the same pace you have throughout the race. Hello?! At some point, your body loses its energy and stamina, so your starting pace is usually slower than your end pace (the exceptions are the elite athletes). Some folks just don't get it. Such blasphemy and disrespect. UGH!

This is obviously a lost cause and a waste of my energy. However, it's hitting me that the reason why this conversation really bothered me is that (much to the dismay of "true" athletes) I consider myself an athlete. To me, being an athlete is a state of mind and body. I workout on a regular basis. Though I don't specialize in any particular sport, I respect the sports that I do engage in - be it CrossFit, spinning, yoga, dance, running, martial arts... I respect those sports and the role I play in those sports. Exercise is a part of my everyday lifestyle. That my body is still soft has nothing to do with me being an athlete. At the end of the day, I consider myself an athlete. This is why this gal irks me. Anyway... end rant. Here's a treat for you.


Blast from the Past: Can you believe it's been two years since the marathon?! This is me with coach Rex during our trial marathon in San Francisco.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

jiggle.

So yesterday I was choppin' it up with some folks after yoga and belly dance. Among the list of riveting topics was running because one of the gals was going to do the Nike Women's Marathon in October.

One of the things we talked about was how running made us gain, instead of lose weight. When I did the marathon, I gained 10 pounds. Although people told me that I looked like I lost weight, the reality was I actually gained weight. I jokingly told the gals and my yoga teacher that, "Underneath all this fat is some lean mean muscle. The fat is just there so you all can feel normal."

We had a good laugh about my silly joke. But my yoga teacher chimed in and said, "It's true. I believe that about you, Joanne." Huh? She continued, "Yes, when I see you dance, I'm always expecting to see more jiggling from you. But I don't see as much flesh moving. It tells me that you have a really solid build underneath."

Yeah. I know this is a really odd thing to share. But my yoga/belly dance teacher's comments were striking to me in a few ways. (1) She paid more attention to my body than I thought she did. (2) She understood and saw my body in ways that even I don't see it. This is what I appreciate about her.

So yes. Though I bitch and moan about my fleshy body all the time. I'm glad to know that someone thinks that I'm not nearly as fleshy as I think I am. Make sense? Hmph.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
5 Rounds of:
Run 100 meters
5 burpees
Samson Stretch
30 second bar hang
30 second bent over hang

WOD: Row, Row, Row from hell...
Row 500m for total calories burned five times. Rest no more than three minutes between attempts. Post total calories burned for all five rows to comments.

Theo's Final Count - 31/32/32/32/32 Total - 159
Joanne's Final Count - 26/26/26/27/28 Total - 133

Notes (to myself) about this workout:
I had a lot of fun working out with my nephew, and wish he could train more with me. I forget how great it is to have a training partner, since I do all my workouts alone. We both agree that working out is about doing, and not about winning or beating everyone. It's great to hear that from someone who is so competitive. I brought him and Marc to last week's workout, where they had to do walking knee lunges for 400 meters. They asked me why I didn't workout with them and I said, "Because I need you two to still respect me!" Much to my surprise, Theo was happy that I worked out with him today. Good times.

It had been a while since I worked out in the afternoon and I forget how popular CrossFit has become. Also, the folks are still great! By the way... though I haven't been doing full-on burpees with the push-ups, I've been doing sprawls, which is a big thing for me because I hate those things - or anything related to burpees. Yea for me!

Finally, Freddy posted the top three male and female performers of the day. Though it didn't last long, there was a 30 minute period where I made the top 3. It was the most glorious 30 minutes of my CrossFit life. ha ha ha!


OWMA Quotable Quote
"Konichiwa Motherf---ers!"
- Joanne screaming for joy when she reached 28 calories

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Apologies. Forgot to record.

WOD
Complete 5 rounds for time of:
Run 400m
20 d-ball slams (12# for the first 4 rounds, 8# for the last round - someone put my 12# ball away and I didn't have the time to reclaim it.)
20 knees to elbows (on the floor)

Joanne's final time - 29:46

Monday, August 27, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters

With a wooden dowel, THREE sets of:
Samson stretch
10 Shoulder rolls
5 Squats with shoulder raises
10 Shoulder presses
5 Front squats
10 Push presses
5 Overhead squats
10 Push jerks

WOD: Something a little different....
Complete five rounds for time of:
1 thruster 45#- rest 10 seconds
2 thrusters 45#- rest 10 seconds
3 thrusters 35#- rest 10 seconds
4 thrusters 35#- rest 10 seconds
5 thrusters 35#- rest 10 seconds
Row 200m

Joanne's Final Time - 18:42

Notes (to myself) about this workout: First off, a big thanks to Nick for carrying me through this workout - especially the last two rounds! It helps when someone is cheering you on as you moan and groan to the finish. I went for a 50 minute run before class and noticed that my blister from last week was acting up again. Unfortunately, it hasn't fully recovered. I think I might be taping it wrong or something. So when I realized that there was running in the original workout, I swapped the running for rowing. This made the WOD much harder because the run at least gives the upper body a break. The rowing isn't as forgiving. That's why I had to drop the weight after the second round. My upper body couldn't take the full 45#. UGH. Oh well, I still think I did okay. Plus, I think my form was better today.

OWMA Quotable Quote
"This would be a lot easier if I wasn't rowing!"
- Joanne

Sunday, August 26, 2007

a bonafide running goal

Today I got to spend some time with my dear friend Jaz. We've known each other for years! Jaz is one of my dear friends from college who I wish I got to see more often. She's moving to Maui in a few weeks, so this was basically the last time I'll get to see her until I actually fly my ass out to Maui (not something I would mind, but I need to figure out how to afford this sucker!).

Anyway... we made a pact today. In 2008, Jaz and I will be running the Maui Half Marathon. Yea! This is my first bonafide running goal, which I plan on keeping. That makes the half marathon over a year away. In fact, I'm planning on doing the Maui Half followed by the Nike Women's Half (if I get to sign up for it) in San Francisco and the Rock-n-Roll Half in San Jose (should I feel up to it).

These are my goals for next year. I figure if I write them down, someone will hold me to it!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 800 meters
Practice lifts with the wooden dowel:
Deadlift
Bench press
Hang Power Clean

WOD
For time, five rounds of:
10 deadlifts 65#
10 bench press 65#
10 hang power cleans 45#
50 jump rope turns

Joanne's final time - 17:31


Notes (to myself) about this workout:
This is a slightly different version of the posted WOD. I'm not big on lifting extra heavy weights and the posted WOD suggested lifting your body weight. (Ahem. Lifting your body weight means sharing what your body weight actually is. Um. Not for me.) On days like this, I try to honor the exercises, but will modify. I did double the reps, but lighter weights. I also added the jump rope turns because I hate doing jump rope, but need the practice.

The next time I do this WOD, I have to bump up the weights on the deadlift. I think I need to go up to 95# or even 105#. I also need to bump up the bench press weights to 70# or 75#. The hang power clean weight was fine.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

i want to run again.

I've decided that I want to run again. I like running. I don't love it, but I like it a lot. I want it back. I haven't run since the marathon (which was two years ago next month!) because of my blister problems. I wanted to start up again this week. Yesterday, I made sure I did a little bit of running (under 2 miles in intervals) for my CrossFit WOD. Even with body glide, I ended up blistering in my arches. This is with running for less than 2 miles!

I wanted to run today, so I used some moleskin. After 10 minutes on a machine and a little yoga (I intended to run after yoga), the moleskin fell off. I was feeling really frustrated. Even in yoga I was frustrated - all because some freakin' moleskin fell off! A friend recommended this book. She's an ultra marathoner (yeah, she does 50 and 100 mile runs) and said that it's a great source if I'm having foot problems.

I just orderd my copy and am paitently waiting for small blisters to heal. But I've decided that I want to run again. I'm going to run again. End story.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

huh?!

You Are Destined to Struggle With Your Weight

Like most people, you find it a little difficult to stay at at weight you're comfortable with. If you change a few habits and make food less important, you may find the struggle hardly exists anymore.

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 800 meters
Stretch

Technique: Sumo deadlift hi pull-up
1) Hold stance.
2) Deadlift.
3) Deadlift shrug.
4) Sumo deadlift hi pull-up

Technique: Push jerk
1) Racked stance.
2) Shoulder press.
3) Push press.
4) Jumps (no dowel).
5) Jump arms at shoulder.
6) Jump arms overhead.
7) Push jerk.


WOD
For time, four rounds of:
Run 400 meters
10 Sumo deadlift hi pull-up 35#
10 Push press 35#
10 Push jerk 35#

Joanne's Final Time - 27:52
(Note: I did a slightly different WOD because I don't like the weight-based WODs. I did a modified version of a WOD from last week and incorporated today's lifts. Tough WOD nontheless.)

re-start

So I went 12 whole days without fried food. For me that's a HUGE thing. I broke my challenge because the night before Caroline's wedding. We were up doing last minute touches for the wedding and to help me not fall asleep, I helped myself to some chips. It wasn't a bad thing and I didn't feel guilty or anything. I did, however, take a challenge break that lasted almost a week. So my NO FRIED FOOD clause re-started on August 16th. It's a lot better this time around.

This challenge is letting me know that though I love fried food, there are a lot of other healthier options out there. At the same time, there are a lot of options that are just as bad as friend food. I find myself trying to make better food choices. Also, it's not fried food that I love so much. It's the texture of the crunch. Knowing this is making the NO FRIED FOOD clause a lot more manageable. I've decided that when this challenge is over, I would limit myself to having friend food just once a week. It's a good healthy habit to have, and still allows me to indulge in somethings I love, like tempura.

In terms of working out, this month has been a slow start. I'm averaging about 4 hours a week, which is mostly yoga and dance. For me to get healthy, I need to do things such as running, CrossFit and spinning - the real hard sweat kind of workouts. This week is treating me much better. Let's hope I can keep it up. I've been slacking on my health way too long.

I'm also trying to eat in and cook more. Challenging, but I'm slowly trying to develop better habits.

This is what the road to good health is. Starting and re-starting. It's tough. It sucks. I hate it. But I'll do it.

Monday, August 20, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
50 calorie row
THREE rounds of 10 reps each:
Samson stretch
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back Extensions
Push-ups
Dips

WOD
For time 30/20/10 reps of:
Tuck jumps
Sprawls
Dips
Band assisted pull-ups

Joanne's final time - 16:58


And then...
Two rounds with a 5# weight of:
20 GHD sit-ups
20 GHD back extensions

Thursday, August 02, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD

Complete the following for time:
100 squats
15 jumping pull-ups
15 dips
75 squats
30 jumping pull-ups
30 dips
50 squats
45 jumping pull-ups
45 dips
25 squats
60 jumping pull-ups
60 dips

Joanne's Final time - N/A

Monday, July 30, 2007

health check

Last night I received some semi-devastating news (devastating to me at least). I've been seeing this new doctor for diabetes, and she wants to keep a really close monitor on my numbers. My HbA1c (which measures out the average of my blood sugars for three months) was 6.9. Ideally it needs to be under 6.5, but preferibly at 6.0-6.2. 6.9 is okay, but it's the highest it's been in a long time - and that's with a higher dosage of diabetes medicine, so that was a bit of a scare for me. I really need to be more dilligent with checking my blood sugars, making sure that I don't eat too many carbs/sugars, and that I get plenty of exercise.

My cholsterol levels were a little higher than my last test, but those numbers were good. The doctor is concerned because it did go up. My cholesterol was at 170, with my HDL (the good stuff) at 63 (they recommend that this be over 40) and my LDL (the bad stuff) at 77 (as a diabetic, the LDLs need to be under 100; I take a small dosage of lipitor because even Lance Armstrong couldn't have LDLs under 100!). My triglycerides are 149 (the doctor wants this to be under 150, so this is cutting it close!).

The doctor also gave the lecture about pregnancy. Not that I'm going to be pregnant anytime soon. She said that if I don't monitor my diabetes now, if I plan on having a child, there's a high chance that the child will develop some kind of malfunction. Apparently, it's pretty common for diabetics who don't monitor their levels and are pregnant, to have children with undeveloped body parts such as the brain, liver, kidney, etc. This was a total shock to my body and gave me yet another reason to HATE it! I'm still swallowing this reality and will deal with it privately.

I spoke to my chiro practor about this. He recommended that I do a thirty day challenge for myself. He said to start with something small and simple. Name something that I will (or won't) do each day for thirty days. At the end of the thirty days, give myself a treat. So here's my first challenge to myself: NO FRIED FOOD for thirty days! This is tough because I have such a penchant for fried food, but I think I can do it. My health is worth at least that. The 1 hour deep tissue massage I promised myself is worth it too.

In the end, I just really need to get my ass in gear and get healthy. This is why today is the first day to doing all of this - slowly but surely adjusting eating habits, making sure I get at least 1 hour of good exercise Monday-Friday, and monitoring my blood sugars. It's hard and ambitous. But I just need to get through this one step at a time. Wish me luck and feel free to cheer me on along the way.

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three sets of 10:
Samson stretch
Cobra stretch
Pull-ups
Push-ups
Sit-ups
Squats

WOD: "The Filthy Fifty"
Complete the following for time:
50 box jumps 12"
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettlebell swings 15#
50 walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows (on floor)
50 push press 25#
50 supermans
50 wall ball shots 10' 8#
50 push-ups
50 high jumps

Joanne's Final time: 31:49

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Does this mean we'll have bathrooms before the second anniversary?!"
- Joanne

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD: The Filthy Fifty

Complete the following for time:
50 box jumps 12"
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettlebell swings 15#
50 walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows (on back)
50 push press 25#
50 supermans
50 wall ball shots 10' 8#
50 push-ups
50 tuck jumps

Joanne's final time - 31:49

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD: Twenty-One
20 push-ups/1 sit-up
19 push-ups/2 sit-ups
18 push-ups/3 sit-ups
17 push-ups/4 sit-ups
16 push-ups/5 sit-ups
15 push-ups/6 sit-ups
14 push-ups/7 sit-ups
13 push-ups/8 sit-ups
12 push-ups/9 sit-ups
11 push-ups/10 sit-ups
10 push-ups/11 sit-ups
9 push-ups/12 sit-ups
8 push-ups/13 sit-ups
7 push-ups/14 sit-ups
6 push-ups/15 sit-ups
5 push-ups/16 sit-ups
4 push-ups/17 sit-ups
3 push-ups/18 sit-ups
2 push-ups/19 sit-ups
1 push-up/20 sit-ups

Joanne's final time - 28 minutes and some odd seconds

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Yea for sore abs!"
- Freddy

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters

THREE rounds of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Abmat sit-ups
GHD sit-ups
GHD back extensions
Deadlifts
Overhead squats
Shoulder rolls

WOD: "Cindy"
Complete as many rounds as you can in 20 minutes of:
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 squats

Joanne's Final Count: 12 rounds plus 11 squats

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Who you are in CrossFit is who you are in life!"
-J-Ro


OWMA Bonus Quote
Laura: Go J-Ro! You love those pull-ups!
J-Ro: Yeah... I love pull-ups like I love unwanted hair!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete seven rounds for time of:
Row 200m
10 pull-ups
10 ring dips
10 double unders

No time recorded.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete the folowing for time:
Run 400m
21 box jumps
21 push press (45#)
21 push-ups
Run 400m
15 box jumps
15 push press
15 push-ups
Run 400m
9 box jumps
9 push press
9 push-ups

Joanne's Final Time - 18:34

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Row 500m five times. Rest two to three minutes between rows. Your score is the total calories burned in all five rows. Have your trainer show you how to row the distance than change the monitor to get your calories burned. Tip: Row hard not fast!!

Joanne's Results: 26/26/26/27/27
Total: 132

Thursday, July 05, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
100 calorie row (this sucked! especially if you're short)
THREE rounds of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back Extensions
Push-ups
Dips

WOD
Using the same set of dumbbells for both exercises, complete as many rounds as you can in 20 minutes of:

20 dumbbell thrusters
10 dumbbell lunge steps

Note: I used 8# dumbbells. Though it was really light compared to the other CrossFitters, I refuse to feel like a failure. My workout. My choice of weight. Hmph! I did 8 rounds plus 20 thrusters.

OWMA Quotable Quote
Joanne: Are you talking shit to me?
Roman: (confused, yet grinning)
Freddy: Dude, I wouldn't mess with her!


OWMA Bonus Quotable Quote
Freddy: There's beer here if anyone want it. Take as much as you want!
Note: WOD now, beer later!

Sunday, July 01, 2007

sweet tooth.

I found this on yahoo news and thought it would be a great way to remind myself (and others) to think twice about taking on a dessert alone. Holy s**t! Who would have known all these desserts would carry a whole day's worth of calories! Stick to the pudding cups, I tell ya. Stick to the pudding cups!

SCARY-SWEET! HG's Restaurant Dessert SHOCKERS (and AWESOME Alternatives!)
Posted Tue, Jun 12, 2007, 6:00 am PDT
It's no secret that these decadent desserts are high in calories and fat, but even WE were appalled by the horrifying stats on these terrifying treats. No worries -- we've got some guilt-free alternatives, too. Check it out...

Chili's - Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie
(1,600 calories, 78g fat, 950mg sodium, 215g carbs, 6g fiber, 19g protein)

We're not gonna lie: This buttery, sweet, multi-layered bar topped with vanilla ice cream and more tastes insanely good. But even if you split it with a pal, you're still gonna be inhaling 800 calories and nearly 40 grams of fat! Yikes! If you've gotta have a sweet fix while chillin' at Chili's, order a side of their gooey and dessert-y Cinnamon Apples (210 calories, 8g fat). Just a fun little tip from HG... Wheeee!

HG Makeover! - Choco Chip Cookie Dough PB Sundae Supreme
(230 calories, 5.5g fat, 265mg sodium, 38g carbs, 6g fiber, 23g sugars, 5g protein)

Simply heat a Fudgy Peanut Butter Chip VitaTop (click here for more details on that) and top it off with a half-cup scoop of Dreyer's/Edy's Loaded Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Our version is so freakishly indulgent, your mouth may not believe it's guilt-free (but it SO is)!


Romano's Macaroni Grill - New York Cheesecake w/ Caramel Fudge Sauce
(1,610 calories, 96g fat, 960mg sodium, 169g carbs, 1g fiber, 21g protein)

We're not sure what's scarier: the ridiculously high fat and calorie counts on this dessert or the fact that 630 of those calories and 27 of those fat grams come from the sauce alone!!! Either way, ordering this dessert at Macaroni Grill would be a big fat mistake.

HG Swap! - Smart Ones New York Style Cheesecake
(150 calories, 5g fat, 140mg sodium, 21g carbs, <1g fiber, 17g sugars, 5g protein)

In less time than it would take to wait for your dessert to arrive at your table, you could head home and be sitting down to this very good version of NY-style cheesecake! It's got a thick swirl of sweet black cherry sauce already in it, so no need to top with a crazy high-cal sauce like M-Grill does. Find it in the freezer aisle of most markets. (Pssst -- you could eat TEN of these guilt-free desserts and still take in less calories than you would with Macaroni Grill's dessert -- but please don't do that either!!!)


P.F. Chang's - Great Wall of Chocolate
(2,240 calories, 89g fat, 376g carbs, 20g protein)

Okay, we're sure this dessert is meant to be shared. But it'd take a whole team of fork-wielding friends to justify ordering this thing! So unless you're dining at Chang's with, literally, a dozen of your closest pals, do NOT cave to this weighty wall of fatty calories.

HG Tip! Order the Flourless Chocolate Dome (570 calories, 26g fat) instead, and ask for an extra side of the fresh berries it comes served with. Then feed a chocolate craving with a few bites of the Dome (let your table-mates inhale the rest!), and fill up on the sweet berries.


Denny's - Oreo Blender Blaster
(895 calories, 46g fat, 280mg sodium, 112g carbs, 2g fiber, 16g protein)

Scary Dessert Shocker #101: Things you sip can have as many or more calories than things that require chewing. In fact, this shake has more calories than a plateful of 15 individual Oreo cookies. Don't be fooled by this shake mistake -- it's one of the worst desserts on the Denny's menu.

HG Makeover! - Cookie-rific Ice Cream Freeze!
(158 calories, 4g fat, 213mg sodium, 24g carbs, 0.5g fiber, 15g sugars, 6g protein)

Wowowow is this a good one! It's packed with real Oreo goodness and creamy vanilla flavor for a mere fraction of the fat and calories in the Denny's version. Just dissolve 1 tsp. of Coffee-mate Fat Free French Vanilla powder into a quarter-cup of water. Then place in a blender with the following ingredients: 1/4 cup Dreyer's/Edy's Slow Churned Light Vanilla Ice Cream, 5 ounces 8th Continent Light Vanilla Soymilk, 1/2 a pack of 100 Calorie Packs Oreo Thin Crisps, 2 no-calorie sweetener packets, and 1 cup ice. Blend on high speed for about a minute, or until well mixed. Pour and enjoy, guilt-free!


Johnny Rocket's - Apple Pie a la Mode
(1,190 calories, 75g fat, 875mg sodium, 114g carbs, 6g fiber, 108g sugars, 12g protein)

Don't think for one second that an after-meal menu option with fruit in the title makes it some sort of sensible dessert. This slice of apple pie a la mode is loaded with calories, fat, carbs, sugars -- the whole nine yards! So not worth it, people!

HG's Makeover - Amy's a la Mode
(Approx. 300 calories, 8g fat, 185mg sodium, 53g carbs, 2.5g fiber, 18g sugars, 4g protein)

Heat up one serving (half of the pie, which feels like so much more than a slice!) of Amy's Apple Pie. Then top with a scoop of fat-free vanilla ice cream and you're good to go. Woohoo!


On The Border - Border Brownie Sundae
(1,380 calories, 80g fat, 450mg sodium, 163g carbs, 8g fiber, 17g protein)

Yikes! This On The Border brownie is more than borderline bad -- it's a full-on disaster! Sure a warm brownie topped with ice cream and fudge is enticing, but you could get your fix at home for TWENTY TIMES LESS FAT! Trust us on this one; it's worth the wait.

HG Swap! - Smart Ones Brownie A La Mode
(200 calories, 4g fat, 160mg sodium, 36g carbs, 3g fiber, 21g sugars, 5g protein)

This freezer-aisle favorite is the real deal. And even if you ate SIX of these desserts (again, DO NOT DO THIS!), you'd still be taking in fewer calories and less than a THIRD of the fat in OTB's version. That's NUTTY!

Romano's Macaroni Grill - Tiramisu
(1,000 calories, 64g fat, 160mg sodium, 89g carbs, 1g fiber, 12g protein)

Apparently Romano's lowered the stats on their terrifying tiramisu since we last outed it as an atrocious option when eating out. But it's gonna take a lot more work before we'll consider this one safe to inhale -- it's still loaded with calories in the quadruple digits and more than 60 fat grams!

HG Makeover - Tremendous Tiramisu!
(260 calories, 5.5g fat, 133mg sodium, 42g carbs, 2g fiber, 27g sugars, 9g protein)

This humungous dessert do-over is so crazy-good, you may not be able to handle it.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 400 meters
Three rounds of 10 reps each:
Samson Stretch
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back extensions
Pull-ups
Dips

WOD
Complete 10 rounds for time of:
250m Row
5 push press (45#)

OWMA Quotable Quote
Nick: In Holland, do they speak Hollandaise?
Freddy: Yeah. And it's saucy!
Nick: Seriously, what do they speak in Holland?
Joanne: I think they speak Danish... and it's totally sweet!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete as many rounds as you can in 20 minutes of:
5 modified handstand push-ups
15 parallette bar dips
15 band assisted pull-ups
(Note: I didn't have a timer, so I did six rounds)

And then....
25 GHD sit-ups
25 Back extensions
25 Abmat sit-ups
25 Good mornings
100 twists

And then....again!
(Note: I did this because I wanted to make up for the WOD I missed the day before. The version I did was modified.)
Four rounds of:
50 squats
50 15# push press


OWMA Quotable Quote
"I get wood every time!"
- Freddy on watching the female CrossFitters doing the modified handstand push-up

Thursday, June 14, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 500 meters
Three rounds of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Medicine ball deadlift 6#
Medicine ball shrug 6#
Medicine ball drop 6#
Sit-ups
Supermans

WOD
Complete 4 rounds for time of:
15 medball clean and jerks
15 wall balls
15 tuck jumps

OWMA Quotable Quote
"It's a fuckin' warm-up!"
- Laura commenting on Justin breaking his PR on the 500 meter row

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Note: I've been a bad girl and haven't been posting my workouts. It's not that I haven't been doing my share of CrossFit. I just haven't been recording times and things. I'll be better at posting the workouts, though.


Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three rounds of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Shoulder Rolls
Overhead Squats
Sit-ups
Back Extensions
(and something else I forgot)

WOD: "Running Cindy"
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
Run 200m
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 squats
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 squats
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 squats

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Did you see what happened to my finger?"
- said by Joanne to Freddy while holding up her middle fingers

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete the following for time:
Run 800m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Row 800m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Run 600m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Row 600m
25 Abmat sit-up
Run 400m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Row 400m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Run 200m
25 Abmat sit-ups
Row 200m
25 Abmat sit-ups

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD: The Filthy Fifty
Complete the following for time:
50 12" box jumps
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettlebell swings 20#
50 walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows
50 push press 30#
50 back extensions
50 wall ball shots (8#/10' shot)
50 push-ups
50 tuck jumps

OWMA Quotable Quote
"You're going to be the first on the box jump hall of fame"
- Freddy turning my box jump fall into an event

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

dance alternatives.

For the past few months I have been taking a cardio belly dancing class at the gym. This past Friday, much to my dismay, I discovered that my belly dancing class was cut. ca-put. nada. o-v-e-r. They didn’t even give us a few week’s notice. The class was up and running the week before and this past Friday, it was no longer in existence. To add insult to injury, all the cardio and fitness classes were cut from 60 minutes to 45 minutes. How the hell am I supposed to get my yoga on in 45 minutes?! What the fuck is up with that Bally Total Fitness?! Naturally, I wrote a very strongly worded letter to the powers-that-be. Of course, they’ll never read it and they won’t give a shit. But at least I said my piece.

In other news last week, my dear friend Ana celebrated her 31st birthday last Thursday. For those of you who don’t know her, I’ve known Ana since high school! We were on yearbook staff together and ended up going to UCSB together. We even lived together while in college. Yeah. Those were the days when our household would get up early on Saturday morning to clean the house. Those were also the days I would cook and pack lunches for my housemates during finals week. Boy were we nerds!


This was taken during my 31st birthday at Zebulon.

Anyway… to help Ana celebrate the big 3-1, some friends of hers set up a gathering at Maxwell’s in Oakland. Thursday nights is salsa night. They offer free lessons from 8-9pm and then it’s live band and DJ for the rest of the night. My roomie Jen and I didn’t stroll in til about 10pm, so we missed the lessons. But it was nice sitting back, having a drink and watching other people dance. Though I love to dance, I have no idea how to salsa and realized that I am in need of some salsa basics. A really nice guy named Saddiq (not sure how spell his name, but this is how is sounded) took pity on my poor soul and brought me to the floor for a song. According to Saddiq, anyone can dance the merengue, so when they played some merengue, he dragged my pitiful ass on the dance floor. It was pretty easy and I thought I caught on pretty nicely… until my big mouth had to say, “You’re not gonna spin me around, are you?” Saddiq’s reply? “Oh yes I am!” Cest la vie. All I could do was twirl in my merengue best and hope for the end of the song. I think I laughed hysterically more than I twirled. Thank heaven he was a good sport!

Anyway… with the cancellation of my belly dancing class and my sudden curiosity for salsa dancing, I decided to sign up for lessons at the Silliman Center near my sister’s house. Yup. That’s my personal summer indulgence. I’ve decided to trade my horrible eating out tendencies in exchange for some dance lessons. $71 later, I have six weeks (4 salsa sessions and 6 belly dance sessions) worth of dance lessons. I figure that’s a pretty good price considering dance studios cost a fortune (if you think I’m getting ripped off, you’ll let me know, right?). Letting go of my eating out habits suck, but it’s forcing me to save money, cook more and pack my food, which is nice. It’s also teaching me the difference between social eating and eating for fuel. It’s a slow process, but I’m still learning.

A small portion of my day today was devoted to mapping out my new dance schedule, which officially starts in July when I get back from Calgary. In the meantime, I’m doing 4 weeks worth of drop-in belly dance classes. Dolian (my teacher at the gym) will also teach these classes, so I should be right at home. The exciting part is that I get to learn how to use zils (finger cymbals)! heh!

I also mapped out my workout schedule and I’ve decided that I’d like to get back into the CrossFit swing, but I’m just going to do it much less – around three times a week as opposed to 4-5 times a week. I think my body just isn’t feeling it anymore. But I need the strength and conditioning. Oh well… I’m also back to spinning and will try to throw some fight classes in the mix.

I’m trying to get healthy again. Wish me luck!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

hating my body.

i've been hating my body a lot lately. i haven't been working out they way i usually do. these days, i'm lucky to get to the gym three days a week. such a shame because i really could lose some weight! plus, this is the season to get healthy because the weather is is beautiful!

i think i'm just getting really frustrated with the CrossFit system. the workouts have been getting tougher, which i don't mind. however, they've been so out of touch and pointless for me lately. do i really want to row 500 meters 5 times in a row?! err. um. not really. also, i'm just coming to terms with the fact that there are certain olympic-style weightlifting movements that i just don't want to do. that's right. don't want to. not can't do, but don't want to do. i'm losing my workout edge and it sucks. and when i don't work out, my body is out of whack. i can't even get up in the morning because i really have no reason to. UGH!

i hate my body. i hate these workouts. i really need to get in to something new. UGH.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete the following for time:
Row 500m
21 kettlebell swings (M:35#/W:25#)
21 knees to elbows
Row 750m
15 kettlebell swings
15 knees to elbows
Row 1000m
9 kettlebell swings
9 knees to elbows

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
N/A

WOD
Complete four rounds for time of:
Run 400m
20 medicine ball 10' wall throws (20 each arm)
20 d-ball slams

Monday, May 14, 2007

the scouts are calling....

[updated to include full story]

My sister sent me this story about my nephew. The Scouting News, an online hockey magazine posted a story about Nikko. You have to subscribe to get the full story, but here it is via some magic resources!

Theo Tydingco
Can Tydingco beat the small defenseman odds?
Santa Clara Blackhawks BAA 1993 born defenseman Theo Tydingco has the tools NCAA and WHL scouts want. He is well schooled fundamentally solid defenseman who is described by scouts as a winner on and off the ice. There is only one weakness to the youngster’s game. Size. Will it prevent him from bigger and better things at the next level of hockey?

"Played this year for Santa Clara Blackhawks BAA team prior year SCBH PWAA team that won nationals," says one reliable source. "In peewee he was the best defenseman in California no contest."

This year the competition caught up with the youngster a bit.

"This year he was solid but he is medium in size (5'7" tops)," says the source who hopes the youngster grows.

Tydingco does have a lot of great tools.

"He is a fast skater, smart player, good hands, good shot and dangerous on the ice because he sees the ice very well," says the source. "Definitely will be a force this year at BAAA. Best defenseman in NORCAL in my opinion and probably top five in the state."

Tydingco comes from an excellent hockey family.

His father is described as a hockey fanatic who is easy to deal with off the ice.



This is a photo of Nikko when he turned the big 1-4.

The story cracks me up because Nikko is 5'7" with his skates on. But yes, we hope he grows too. In case you're wondering, Nikko just made it to the next round for a USA selects team. He goes to New York for those tryouts. The family is still exploring their hockey options for next year because as the article says, he is entering the next phase of competition. He starts high school in the fall and from what I gather, it's a whole new ball (or shall I say puck) game.

Outside of his hockey life, Nikko is a 4.0 student. He still enjoys coming home to eat rice and longanisa, listens to the Rex Navarette CDs I gave him, and looks forward to halo-halo in the summer (no, the ice shavings are not from the rink - ew!) and his auntie Joy's shrimp patties!

Monday, May 07, 2007

i deserve an award....

There should be some kind of award for people like me. Only a damn genius like myself can manage to sprain her ankles not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in less than one year. The first happened last August when I was walking out of my favorite restaurant, Semo Sushi. There is a weird dip right outside their door, which they tried to cover up with a carpet. But my shoe and my feet's tendency to over pronate caught the bad end of the dip and I fell down and sprained my ankle. This was a really bad sprain that put me out for over a month.

The second happened in February, right before Valentine's Day. Finally, yesterday was the third time I sprained my ankle. I was working in San Francisco and as I was crossing the street, my shoe caught the bad end of a pothole of sorts and BAM! I landed flat on my ass in the middle of downtown San Francisco (right in front of the fcuk store. fcuk is right!). Did anyone bother to stop and see if I was okay? Absolutely not. Fcukin' San Francisco! Oddly enough, I wasn't embarrassed. I was angry because its my THIRD ankle sprain in NINE months! What the hell is this? What do the ankle gods have against me?! And why do they always strike when I'm ready to go full throttle on my workouts?! UGH! (Note: This time I sprained my left ankle. At least the ankle gods are kind enough to have these sprains alternate: left ankle, right ankle, left ankle.)

My chriropractor suggested I do a shoe check. Since I'm an over pronator, I have to check the wear and tear on my shoes because the outside soles tend to wear out pretty quickly. When that happens, my ankles are more prone to turn in and BAM! I fall on my ass and sprain my ankles. I'm going to finish my shoe check tonight. I already had to throw away my favorite slippers (because they were worn way way down). Plus, I invested in a pair of casual tennies to help me recover. My right ankle (from the February sprain) isn't 100%. I'm used to being really fexible, and (now) with both ankles recovering, the fexibility issues are really getting to me. Anyway....

It's no secret that I've been slacking on my training. With Gladys in town and the various get-togethers and catching up sessions, I tend to get lazy and completely slack on my workouts. So I've been lazy for the past two weeks. But last Friday I mapped out my workouts and have been mapping out my meal plans and actually cooking. I'm realizing that I need to take my health seriously and stop making lame excuses. Small steps are better than no steps.

So I was completely psyched about training on Monday. But Sunday's fall screwed that up. On the bright side, I can walk and the sprain isn't as bad as the previous two. There's minor swelling and pain. I should be up and running (or more appropriately, walking) by Wednesday. I thought I'd push it by taking a walk today, but common sense set in and I realized that it's better to rest for two days than be out for a month because I was being stupid. So anyway....

Yes, there should be an award for people like me.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three sets of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats
GHD sit-ups
GHD back extensions
Jumping pull-ups
Dips

WOD
Run 400m
20 deadlifts 85#
Run 400m
20 hang power cleans 55#
Run 400m
20 push jerks 55#
Run 400m

Joanne's final time: N/A

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I'm having one of those days."
- Freddy explaining why he needed to indulge in the red cup's magic elixir. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 500 meters
Run 400 meters
Jump rope 5 minutes

WOD: The Filthy Fifty
Complete the following for time:
50 box jumps 14"
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettlebell swings 20#
50 walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows
50 push press 30#
50 back extensions (on GHD)
50 wall ball shots (8# ball/10' shot)
50 push-ups (I passed on the burpees)
50 tuck jumps

Joanne's final time: N/A

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I'm just gonna keep my dirty comments to myself."
- Joanne resisting the temptation to butt in to Laura and Nick's conversation (bites tongue hard!)


OWMA Bonus Thought of the Day
"Freddy needs to learn how to spell D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y"
- Joanne (with lots of love)

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

sore.

I'm all kinds of sore today. I just got back from New York and the last time I exercised was last week Tuesday. My first day back to working out was yesterday. In short, I missed a week of training. I meant to train in New York, but I got sick. Sad, because I hear the hotel had a cool fitness center, complete with individual TV monitors on all the running machines.

So I did a CrossFit workout, along with one of James's classes. Now I'm totally sore. I could barely make it through my yoga class today. I kept sweating through it. Oh well. It's over now.

Currently, I'm trying to figure out my relationship with CrossFIt. I like it as a workout system, but I'm finding that I'm screwing up on form in the name of making a better time. I think for the next few weeks I'm going to just run through the workouts without a timeclock. It's hard to not get swept up in the competition of it all. Lately, all the CrossFit newbies have been ultra-fit, making classes ultra-competitive. Not quite healthy for my already low self-esteem. But like the J-Ro I am, I'll just keep moving on.

But right now I'm sore. All kinds of sore today.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 400 meters
THREE sets of 10 reps:
Samson Stretch
Deadlifts
Dip, drive, pull
Hang cleans
Push press
Squats

WOD
Complete 10 rounds for time of (I used 45#):
3 deadlifts
3 hang power cleans
3 push press
3 back squats

Joanne's Final time: N/A

And then....
100 squats for time

Joanne's Final time: N/A

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Don't call me manang, old man!"
- Me giving 43 year-old Mark a tongue lashing

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE sets of 10 reps (using wooden dowel):
Samson stretch
Deadlifts
Power cleans
Push press
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats

WOD: "Joanne"
(Yup, I designed today's WOD. I was thinking of that movie 300 which I have yet to see. I also refer to this WOD as "300 and a mile," because that's exactly what we're doing.)

Complete the following for time:
Run 400m
30 push-ups
30 squats
30 sit-ups
30 push press (M:75#/W:45#)
30 d-ball slams (M:12#/W:8#)
Run 800m
30 push-ups
30 squats
30 sit-ups
30 push press
30 d-ball slams
Run 400m

Joanne's final time - 30:19

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I'll certainly massage your ass if I need to, but I can't count for you during the WOD."
- Freddy explaining why keeping count is important


OWMA Bonus Quotes
"I hate my own WOD! I can't believe I hate my own WOD!"
- Joanne

"You're a bitch, Joanne!" (Joanne nodding in agreement)
- Stefaroni

(arms raised in the air) "Are you ready for the CrossFit challenge?!"
- Joanne imitating Freddy, imitating the Rock in Gridiron Gang

Monday, April 02, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE sets of 10 reps:
Samson stretch
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back extensions
Pull-ups
Dips

WOD: "Laura" a.k.a. "Ass 'n Abs"
Complete 5 rounds for time:
50 lunge steps (25 each side)
50 abmat sit-ups

Joanne's final time - 30:27

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Now you can say you hate Laura!"
- Freddy

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.



Warm-up
(didn't record)

WOD: Happy Anniversary Freddy!
(Note: Today was Freddy's 1 year CrossFit anniversary. Congratulations!)

Complete five rounds for time of:
15 - 35# push jerks
15 junping pull-ups
15 knees-to-elbows

Joanne's time: N/A

OWMA Quotable Quote
"You've been there for all my milestones!"
- Freddy

Monday, March 26, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three rounds of 10 reps:
Deadlifts
Hang Cleans
Push Press
Squats
Shoulder Rolls

WOD
Complete 10 rounds for time of:
100 jump rope rotations (Note: Rounds 4-10 I did 75 rotations because I do a double hop in between rotations.)
10 burpees
10 abmat sit-ups
10 push-ups
10 squats
10 pull-ups

Joanne's Final Time - 52:07

Thursday, March 22, 2007

nacho libre: island style

My nephew Nikko took up wrestling after his hockey season ended early. Here's some footage for you to check out. Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Five rounds of ten reps:
Samson stretch
Shoulder Rolls
Overhead Squats
Sit-ups
Dips

WOD
Complete 5 rounds for time of:
Row 200m
30 lunge steps (15 each leg)
30 push-ups

Joanne's Final Time - 22:53

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Go girl!"
- Freddy cheering me on as I chug through the WOD. Me just being plain annoyed.

Monday, March 05, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Coming back from an injury is a bitch, but you gotta just put one foot in front of the other and march on. I'm sore... completely and totally sore.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three rounds of Ten reps:
Samson stretch
Soulder rolls
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back extension
Dips

WOD: Twenty-ones
20 12# dumbell thrusters/1 sit-up
19 12# dumbell thrusters/2 sit-ups
18 12# dumbell thrusters/3 sit-ups
17 12# dumbell thrusters/4 sit-ups
16 12# dumbell thrusters/5 sit-ups
15 12# dumbell thrusters/6 sit-ups
14 12# dumbell thrusters/7 sit-ups
13 12# dumbell thrusters/8 sit-ups
12 12# dumbell thrusters/9 sit-ups
11 12# dumbell thrusters/10 sit-ups
10 12# dumbell thrusters/11 sit-ups
9 12# dumbell thrusters/12 sit-ups
8 12# dumbell thrusters/13 sit-ups
7 12# dumbell thrusters/14 sit-ups
6 12# dumbell thrusters/15 sit-ups
5 12# dumbell thrusters/16 sit-ups
4 12# dumbell thrusters/17 sit-ups
3 12# dumbell thrusters/18 sit-ups
2 12# dumbell thrusters/19 sit-ups
1 12# dumbell thrusters/20 sit-ups

(Note: The posted WOD is completely different. My ankle is still recovering, so Freddy let me do this ankle-friendly WOD. Joanne's final time - 39:05)

OWMA Quotable Quote
"New students have to sign a waiver."
- Freddy poking fun at me for being MIA for almost three weeks.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

all stitched up

just in case you were wondering what my big fat knee looked like with all the stitches, here you go. hopefully they come off today. yea. (note: if you're really adventurous, feel free to click on the photo for a magnified look. heh!)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

double injury

So last night I went back to One World after a long stint of not working out at night. I think I decided to stop working out at night so I could have my evenings free. However, I think I'm going to go back to my Tues/Thurs night stints. There are so many other people who train at night and it's a great way to keep in touch with friends.

Anyway... so for last nights WOD, it began with a 400 meter run. Cake. Unfortunately, while running back to the studio, I tripped and fell on the gravel and twisted my ankle. I hobbled my way back to the studio and asked Freddy to get me some ice for my ankle. As I was sitting on the mat taking off my shoes to nurse my right ankle, I lifted my pants to see if there was any other damage.

Holy shit.

My left knee basically split open. There was this pretty massive cut and I wasn't sure if I needed stitches or not. Freddy helped me clean and bandage the wound. I laid on the mat elevating and icing my left foot while applying pressure on the wound. After about 15 minutes I decided to change the bandage (it was soaked with blood). All the while, Fer kept saying, "Oh, Hanlon isn't here yet. Let's hope she shows up tonight." I didn't get why she kept saying that. What does Hanlon working out have to do with my injury?

Luckily, Dr. Hanlon, came to train that night. Fer immediately started talking to him and he agreed to check out my wound. He said that I could probably leave it as is, but that it would leave a major scar. He recommneded three stitches. I told him that I would just head to Urgent Care at the Tang in the morning. But he insisted that we do it now because there's a 6-hour window in which the stitching has to be done. By the morning, all they would do at the Tang is put a band-aid and send me on my way. Dr. H was nice enough to cancel his workout, drive me to his clinic and stitch my knee up. He also wrote me a prescription for antibiotics. Nice.
My Unkymood Punkymood (Unkymoods) Everyone at One World was amazing. When we got back, everyone asked me if I was okay. I truly felt loved:) Though spending my Valentine's day at home elevating and icing my foot while nursing my knee is a bummer, it was great to be taken care of.

A big thank you to Fer for thinking on her feet and Dr. H for stiching me up:)

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three rounds of:
Samson stretch
10 overhead squats
10 sit-ups
10 back extensions
10 push-ups
10 dips

WOD
39 planked rope climbs for time
Joanne's final time: 9:52

Bench Press Max Load
75/85 (fail)/85/85 (fail)/85/90 (fail)/90

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I don't wanna touch this thing!"
- James

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

dessert, anyone?

If I were a dessert, I've always wanted to know what kind of dessert I would be. Well, through the magic of the internet, you can take a handy-dandy little quiz and find out! Voila! Enjoy!

You Are Smores

Unusual and unconventional, you make your strange ways work for you.
You've got personality - no one's denying that!

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Jump rope 5 minutes
Run 400 meters
Row 500 meters
25 jumping jacks
10 box jumps
10 BJJ push-ups
25 abmat crunches

WOD
"ANGIE"
Complete the following for time:
100 jumping pull-ups
100 push-ups
100 sit-ups (Abmat)
100 squats
(Note: I split this in 4 rounds of 25 reps. I also beat the others this morning by about 6 minutes! Yea! Granted, they didn't split the rounds like I did. But it was nice to not come in last again.)

Joanne's Final Time - 22:24

OWMA Quotable Quote
Joanne: Ugh! I can't even walk anymore!
Freddy: Little does she know, she's walking just fine.
(at the end of the workout)
Freddy: Aww... You look so relaxed now.
Joanne: Only because I'm not panting like a dead dog!

Friday, January 26, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE sets of 10 reps:
Samson Stretch
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back extensions
Push-ups

WOD
For the first round, perform 5 pull-ups/10 ring dips/15 front squats (M:45#/W:25#). For each subsequent round, add one repetition to each exercise. Complete as many rounds as you can in 25 minutes.

Substitute 2 for 1 jumping pull-ups for pull ups and 2 for 1 dips for ring dips. I hope you are good at math if you are doing the subs! Visit the Crossfit exercises link to see video and a slide show of the front squat.

Joanne's Results:
Round 1: 10 pull-ups/20 dips/15 front squats 25#
Round 2: 12 pull-ups/22 dips/16 front squats 25#
Round 3: 14 pull-ups/24 dips/17 front squats 25#
Round 4: 16 pull-ups/26 dips/18 front squats 25#
Round 5: 18 pull-ups/28 dips/19 front squats 25#
Round 6: 20 pull-ups/30 dips/20 front squats 25#
Round 7: 22 pull-ups/32 dips/15 front squats 25#

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

P.O.T.W.: the m&m in me

So if you log on to planet m&m's, it allows you to customize an m&m so it can sorta look like you. Granted, I don't think this is the greatest rendition of me, but I thought it would be interesting enough for a few shits and giggles. Here's me - the infamous J-Ro: brown skin. purple face (because purple is my favorite color). taped on the right hand so I can punch the shit out of someone. coffee in my other hand because every grad student needs her java. comfy shoes to go running, training at One World, or simply kicking someone in the balls in case my taped hand fails me. Nice.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

victory dance.

So my new year's confession is this: whenever I do a CrossFit class, I usually come in last. It's like being in a P.E. class when you're in grade school.... there 's always the kid that comes in last or gets picked last. Well, that kid (even in adulthood) is yours truly. Granted, I don't mind it so much, but every now and again, it does get frustrating when you're hanging on by the skin of your teeth to finish the timed workout, while everyone else is just sitting around chatting away. Being last sucks sometimes. (Okay, it sucks all the time, but you won't hear that from me.)

Anyway, they say miracles do happen and this morning it did. For today's workout, I actually came in first. That's right... I said it. FIRST! I finished the workout in 28 minutes and one second. The person that finished after me did it in 34 minutes and 33 seconds (that's about 6 minutes after me; i was nearly a whole round ahead of everyone else). Not that I'm much for comparisons and such. However, I'm just happy to finally cross the finish line while the bow is still there. Yea. (me doing my victory dance)

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of ten reps:
Samson stretch
Over head squat
Sit-ups
Back extensions
Jumping pull-ups
Dips

WOD
Complete 6 rounds for time of:
25 meter squat jump
25 push-ups
25 push press 45#

Joanne's final time - 28:01

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Yeah girl, GO!"
- Freddy trying to cheer me on

Saturday, January 13, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE sets of 10 reps:
Medicine ball deadlifts
Medicine ball clean & jerks
Medicine ball overhead squats
(and some other stuff I forgot to note)

WOD
Complete the following for time:
5 lunges (each leg)/5 dumbbell push press 30#/5 dips
10 lunges/10 DB push press/10 dips
15 lunges/15 DB push press/15 dips
20 lunges/20 DB push press/20 dips
25 lunges/25 DB push press/25 dips
20 lunges/20 DB push press/20 dips
15 lunges/15 DB push press/15 dips
10 lunges/10 DB push press/10 dips
5 lunges/5 DB push press/5 dips

Joanne's final time: 23:03

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Ummm.... Less yapping, more teaching please!"
- Joanne

Friday, January 12, 2007

belly dancing


So today I attended my first belly dancing class. It's taught by my yoga teacher Dolian. I've been debating for the longest time about taking this class, so for shits and giggles I decided to just go. Besides, someone at Bally's messed up with the scheduling and this class was completely empty (only four of us were there and three of us were first timers). Yea.

Today I learned the beauty of aging. I learned that despite unreasonable standards of beauty which emphasize uber-thin bodies, that there is indeed a place for a woman with flesh. Finally, I learned that when it comes to appreciating my own body, I have a long way to go. (But I'm learning. I swear, I'm learning.)

During class, Dolian lifted her shirt to expose her belly. This is so we get a better sense of how to move and what the belly should look like when we dance. That simple gesture - of Dolian unabashedly showing her belly was so new to me. I think it's because Dolian is in the same generation of my mother. No woman I know from that generation (e.g. aunts, my mom, etc.) would ever do that because they're overly concerned about appearances. But it was amazing because she had no reservations about doing it. She wasn't hard-bodied or chiseled. Her belly was like every other person's belly. Soft. Marked. Normal. I didn't realize that I had never really looked at a normal woman's belly. Let alone, I've never really given my own body a long, hard look. I think it's because I still have trouble finding value in the way my body looks. Naturally, I try to avoid paying attention to the contours of my body. In belly dancing, you don't have that choice. You have to look at your body and understand how it moves. You have to know its contours and complexities. Even when you don't want to, you have to. I both loved and hated this experience.

After Dolian did that, other women in the class followed suit - lifting their shirts, paying close attention to the richness of their bellies. It's amazing what a simple gesture could do. Granted, I didn't take the liberty of lifting my shirt, but I at least took notice of what was under it. I figure that's a good step for now.

So long story short. I took a belly dancing class for shits and giggles. It's amazing what you can learn from shits and giggles.

P.O.T.W.


Pic of the week. Courtesy of the folks at One World Martial Arts. I'm not sure when this was taken, but you can tell it was a while ago because my hair is ultra short. Wall balls. I'm not a fan of wall balls.

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of 10 reps each:
Samson stretch
Overhead Squat
Sit-ups
Back Extensions
Push-ups
Dips

WOD
Back squat 3-2-2-2-1-1-1 reps
Going for max load on the last set. The squat does not count unless you break 90 degrees at the bottom of the squat.

Joanne's Final Results: 75/95/125/125/130/135/145 (fail)

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Um Freddy, there are other and more creative ways to touch me."
- Joanne poking at Freddy trying to spot the back squat

Thursday, January 11, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of 10 reps:
Deadlifts
Overhead squats
Push-ups
Sit-ups
Back Extensions

WOD
Complete 5 rounds for time of:
Jog/Sprint 200m
30 jumping pull-ups
30 dips

Joanne's final time - 19:54

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Distance makes the heart grow fonder."
- Joanne explaining to Freddy why she missed classes the last three days.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
5 minute jump rope
5 minute row
THREE sets of ten reps:
push-ups
jumping pull-ups
sit-ups
back extensions

WOD
Complete the following for time:
Run 200m
20 squats
Run 400m
40 squats
Run 600m
60 squats
Run 800m
80 squats

Joanne's Final Time - 26:58

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Thank you Caroline!"
- Joanne thanking the Amazing Caroline Barnes for running the last 50 meters with me.

Friday, January 05, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
1000 meter row
Wooden Dowels: THREE rounds of 15 reps
Deadlifts
Hang cleans
Shoulder rolls
Push presses
Overhead squats

WOD
Complete 5 rounds for time of:
100m farmer's walk (25# each hand)
10 deadlifts (95#)
40 junping pull-ups

Joanne's Final time - 24:44

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I can't believe I did 200 freakin' jumping pull-ups!"
-Joanne

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Don't judge your body. Listen to your body. Find your edge.

Yesterday was my first yoga class in three months. When I was in class, I was amazed that I let go of yoga for so long. Needless to say, it was good to be back. I missed Dolian. She has such a good presence and I always leave calm, satisfied, and accomplished. Yesterday's class reminded me of why I take yoga in the first place. It's really to hear these words: Don't judge your body. Listen to your body. Find your edge.

I think all the CrossFit hoopla and the addition of superfit folks to the studio has left me feeling a little useless lately. (Yeah, posts with pictures of fellow female CrossFitters and their six pack abs don't exactly do wonders for my ego.) Today's workout was especially hard because I tried to cut less corners than I usually do. While my time was actually worse than the last time we did this WOD, I decided that for the new year, I'd take more time to do things better, to push the weight, and do less modification. I'm actually proud of my performance today.

Anyway... David, one of the owners has decided to do the CrossFit classes. I was really impressed by his drive today. It took him over an hour to finish, but he made it to the very end. Sometimes we get so wowed by the people who are the strongest, the fastest, and the fittest that we forget that coming in last is ten times harder than coming in first. Also, finishing just finishing deserves its own set of kudos. Believe me, I know this. It was a hard lesson learned especially after the Maui Marathon! Cheering David on reminded me of my yoga class. Don't judge your body. Listen to your body. Find your edge.

While we were waiting for David (and Sal) to finish, a few of the gals were talking about their weight and wanting to get more fit (mind you, these are people who are already fit). For some reason, I was getting a little frustrated. I felt like yelling out, "Please don't fuckin' complain about your six-pack abs and ultra-tight body around me because I just won't hear it!" But I refrained because I wanted to be nice. Anyway, I found myself in confident-athletically-fat-mode and told the gals, "I like my fatty. It keeps me warm in the winter and extra sexy in the summer." They laughed and David, who was struggling through the burpees said, "That's what I like about you. You have such a healthy body image." That's probably one of the nicest things anyone has said to me.

Anyway, a combination of these classes and conversations led me back to a mantra that I've completely forgotten about, but need to hold on to - especially in my quest to be healthier (for my diabetes sake). Don't judge your body. Dolain is right. I can't judge my body. Considering all the things I make it go through. I need to focus more on being thankful for her. She's alive, functional, and does what I need her to do and more. Listen to your body. I think we all forget to do this. I know I do. Lately I've been trying really hard to listen. Although it takes some work and practice, I'm finding that she'll let me know when I'm hungry, when I need rest, and when to push my limit. Find your edge. This is what allows me to stay strong and keep challenging my body. It isn't about killing myself to be a CrossFit goddess (because I like to think I already am one), it's about keeing things interesting and making sure I'm not bored.

So that's it. Who knew that the inspiration I needed was sitting right under my nose?

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
TWO sets of 10 each:
Samson stretch
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back extensions
Jumping Pull-ups
Dips

WOD: The Filthy Fifty
Complete the following for time:
50 box jumps 12"
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettlebell swings 15#
50 walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows
50 push press 25#
50 back extensions (on the GHD)
50 wall ball shots 8#
50 push-ups
250 jump rope skips

Joanne's Final Time - 43:49

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

another post about new year resolutions

I know it's that time of year again. And yes, I, along with the masses will post about my own set of new year's resolutions. Naturally, since I am posting on this particular blog, my resolutions revolve around health and fitness.

I'm trying to have a healthy outlook on health and fitness. On New Year's day, I did what most people do and I stepped on the scale. Let's just say that according to the numbers, I'm heavier than I have been in a very long time. However, I didn't need a scale to tell me that. I can feel it in my clothes, see it in photos, and sense it when I workout. Although I've been good at working out, when it comes to food, I kinda let myself go. The New Year's weigh in forced me to re-evaluate my health. (Granted, I understand how this entry totally counters my take on being athletically fat, but stay with me.)

The truth is, I'm sick. I have diabetes. Meaning, I'm prone to blindness, having my limbs amputated, and of course, dying before my time. This means that unlike most, I really have to be mindful of what I eat. Shaun's lola had her leg amputated because of her diabetes. The famous Gloria Anzaldua died because of diabetes complications. My nutritionist's mother became blind because of her diabetes. I can't have this happen to me - at least not as long as I can control it. My eating habits haven't been very good for the past two years. Maybe it's because I've been in diabetes denial and workout overload. Who knows? But what you run from metally, your body reminds you of it physically. I've been feeling it lately. An overdosage of carbohydrates wipes me out. It sucks out all the energy in my being and forces me to take a nap or make me feel sluggish or jittery. I can also feel the way my body distributes a carbo overload. The weight I've been gaining has all congregated to my belly, making it more and more difficult to workout. It's terrible.

This new found awareness of health and eating has less to do with vanity (I've been reading all the stuff on Big Fat Blog and I don't mean to counter what they're saying). For me, it is about a valid health issue. It's about wanting to live long enough to finish this Ph.D., get married, watch my nephews and nieces grow, get a job, be a certified adult, etc. It's about living a full life with friends, family and anyone else would is near and dear to me. It's about being able to do CrossFit, Fit-to-Fight, krav maga, and yoga until I'm 100 years old.

So for 2007 I'm declaring to feed my body right (literally). A bunch of folks at the studio are doing the Zone diet, which is actually a very good diet for me to follow. However, I feel like I'm trying to swim between something like the Zone and Intuitive Eating, which is based on this book I'm reading right now. To feed my body right, it needs to feel fulfilled and not deprived, which is why I'm not going full out on the Zone. Also, it's a little odd for me to even say that I'm on a "diet" because there's something about that word that doesn't sit well with me (maybe it's because it begins with "die"). The best thing for me to say is, I'm going to make healthier, more satisfying food choices which are appropriate for me (because too much decadence has its price).

I've got my fitness journal, have taken measurements, shot the infamous "before" photo and will be hard at work making sure my body, mind and soul stay strong. This year I'd like to walk the San Francisco Aids Half Marathon which is usually in July and the Nike Women's Half Marathon which is usually in October. I'd like to be able to do at least one full-on pull-up and maybe even half a muscle-up. I'm also considering taking Dolian's belly dancing class just for shits and giggles. Who knows. Also, I'd like my marathon training tan back. This pale thing just doesn't do it for me.

A stable body, a sound mind, and a happy soul. This is all I'm asking of myself for the new year and the new years to come.

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE sets of ten each:
Samson stretch
overhead squats
sit-ups
back extensions
pull-ups
dips

WOD
Complete as many rounds as you can in 25 minutes of:
100 jump rope skips (I had to modify and do 80 because I do a double skip)
20 push-ups
25 squat

Joanne's final count: 6 rounds + 34 jump rope skips

OWMA Quotable Quote
Freddy: I'm not a pervert!
Joanne: Well, only when it comes to yourself.
Freddy: Shhhh!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of 10 reps:
deadlifts
sit-ups
(I forgot what else we did)

WOD
Complete 5 rounds for time of:
Run 400m
10 push presses (Round 1-2 w/ 20# dumbells; Round 3-5 w/ 45# bar)
15 power cleans 45#

Joanne's final time - 30:28

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Two thousand SEVEN, Motherfucker!"
- Joanne

Thursday, December 28, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of:
1 Samson Stretch each leg
10 overhead squats
10 sit-ups
10 back extensions
10 push-ups
10 dips

WOD
Complete the following for time:

Run 400m
15 hanging knees-to-elbows
20 wall balls 10#
30 kettlebell swings 15#
Run 800m
30 kettlebell swings 15#
20 wall balls 10#
15 hanging knees-to-elbows
Run 400m

Joanne's final time - 23:35

Friday, December 22, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
THREE rounds of:
1 Samson Stretch each leg
10 overhead squats
10 sit-ups
10 back extensions
10 push-ups
10 dips

WOD
Start a running clock. Perform one pull-up the first minute. Drop off the bar. At the beginnning of the second minute, do two pull-ups then drop off the bar. At the third minute, do three pull-ups. Continue adding one rep every minute until you can do no more reps or the minute expires before you finish a round. This workout can be performed with jumping pull-ups but you must substitute 3 jumping pull-ups for every 1 pull-up.

Joanne's results:
10 rounds
3/6/9/12/15/18/21/24/27/21
156 jumping pull-ups total.


OWMA Quotable Quote
"Yeah. I make soap - chamomile infused with daisies. "
- Freddy

Friday, December 08, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
1000 meter row

THREE rounds of 10 reps:
1 Samson stretch each side
overhead squats
sit-ups
back extensions
pull-ups
dips

WOD: Building up to be broken down
Complete the following for time:
Run 200m
10 deadlifts 95#
Run 400m
15 cleans 55#
Run 600m
20 push press 45#
Run 800m
25 clean and jerks 35#

Joanne's final time - 25:11 (Compare to 9/24/06)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
1000 meter row
Wooden Dowels; three sets of 10 reps each:
Deadlifts
Cleans
Shoulder Rolls
Push Presses

Modified WOD from 12/4
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes:
250 meter row
10 push-ups
10 knees-to-elbows

Joanne's final count - 7 rounds

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Ew! Freddy just mooned me!"
- Joanne

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three sets, 10 reps of:
push-ups
jumping pull-ups
sit-ups
back extensions
dips

WOD
Five rounds for time:
20 box jumps 12"
15 wall balls
10 burpees

Joanne's final time - 21:26

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Damn! Burpees? Why burpees?!"
- Joanne

Monday, November 27, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 800 meters
Wooden dowels, THREE sets of 10 reps:
Deadlifts
Hang cleans
Push presses
Shoulder rolls
Overhead squats

WOD
Complete for time:
Run 400 meters; every 100 meters do 20 lunge steps
21 power clean and push press 45#
Run 400 meters; every 200 meters do 20 lunge steps
15 power clean and push press 45#
Run 400 meters; 20 lunge steps
9 power clean and push press 45#

Joanne's final time - 22:07

Post-WOD
25 sit-ups
25 knees-to-elbows
25 supermans
25 back extensions

OWMA Quotable Quote
"UGH! It's all that lumpia and pancit!"
- Czar making excuses for the agony of the WOD

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 500 meters
Wooden dowels, THREE sets of 10 reps:
Deadlifts
Cleans
Shoulder rolls
Push presses
Good mornings

WOD
Complete for time:
Run 800 meters
21 box jumps 12"
21 knees-to-elbows
21 wall balls 12#
Run 400 meters
15 box jumps 12"
15 knees-to-elbows
15 wall balls 12#
Run 200 meters
9 box jumps 12"
9 knees-to-elbows
9 wall balls 12#

Joanne's final time - 21:18

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Flexible shoulders. Sick!"
- Freddy

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Jump rope 5 minutes
THREE rounds of:
1 samson stretch each leg
10 overhead squats
10 jumping pull-ups
10 back extensions
10 sit-ups
10 dips

Daisy
While carrying 10#, three rounds for time of:
Run 400 meters
25 squats
25 push-ups
25 walking lunge steps
25 sit-ups

Joanne's final time - 28:50

OWMA Quotable Quote
"What?! I thought we had to do FOUR rounds!"
-Joanne

Thursday, November 16, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
5 minute jump rope
With a 10# ball, three rounds of:
10 deadlifts
10 clean & jerks
10 sit-ups of GHD

A break from the legs and Oly lifts....
Four rounds for time of:
400 meter run
40 jumping pull-ups
30 push-ups

Joanne's final time - 30:38

25 sit-ups
25 back extensions on GHD
Superman for time - 47 seconds

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Do you need me to dance for you to keep you motivated?"
- Freddy

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Three sets of:
1 samson stretch each leg
12 overhead squats
12 sit-ups
12 back extensions
10 jumping pull-ups
12 dips

The Big Five
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes of:
5 deadlifts 35#
5 hang cleans 35#
5 front squats 35#
5 push press 35#
5 back squats 35#

Final count - 10 rounds + 1 back squat

OWMA Quotable Quote
"Welcome back Craig!"

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
400 meter run
Three sets with wooden dowel:
5 deadlifts
5 hang cleans
5 front squats
5 push presses
5 back squats

WOD
Three 500 meter rows; keep track of the time.
1) 2:21
2) 2:25
3) 2:30

Three 400 meter runs; keep track of the time.
1) 2:30
2) N/A (timer reset)
3) 2:46

***
25 sit-ups
25 back extensions
25 knees to elbows
25 supermans

Note: I had to modify this one a little to fit what as available. The WOD of the day was max deadlifts, which I didn't want to do.

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I love my job!"
- said by Freddy while helping ACB with her max deadlifts

Friday, November 10, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
1000 meter row
Stretch

The Filthy Fifty
Complete the following for time:
50 12" box jumps
50 jumping pull-ups
50 kettle bell swings 20#
50 total walking lunge steps
50 knees to elbows
50 push press 25#
50 supermans
50 wall balls 8#
50 mountain climbers
125 jump rope turns

Joanne's final time - 34:56

OWMA Quotable Quote
"I like the smaller balls."
- Joanne

Thursday, November 09, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
Repeat this sequence three times:
1 Samson stretch each side
12 overhead squats
12 sit-ups
12 back extenstions
10 jumping pull-ups
12 dips

Freddy's Revenge
Four rounds for time: 125 jump rope turns
30 kettle bell swings 15#
50 squat hops

Joanne's final time - 29:10

OWMA Quotable Quote
"It's like going to the bathroom in the Philippines."
- Joanne explaining how to do squat hops

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Run 800 meters
Row 1000 meters
Jump rope 5 minutes

Cindy
In twenty minutes, do as many rounds of:
5 (jumping) pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 squats

Joanne's Results: 13 rounds + 1 squat

25s for the post-Cindy
25 sit-ups
25 good mornings
25 knees to chest
25 supermans
25 knees to elbows
25 back extensions

OWMA Quotable Quote
"You're totally going to blow Freddy out of the water!"
- said by ACB to get Zvi to beat Freddy's rounds. Big kudos to Zvi for finishing 24 rounds + 4 pull-ups!


A side note: I had a much better workout today... Workout mojo is slowly, but surely coming back!

Monday, November 06, 2006

back in the saddle again.

Okay... so tonight's workout totally kicked my ass. I was about eleven minutes behind the second slowest person. UGH! Freddy's right. This is what happens when you get lazy and miss too many workouts. I have no excuse really, except my body was tired. Just plain tired. My body was so sore last week and with all the company in town and stuff I wanted to do I decided to let my workouts suffer.

I paid the price tonight.

Pictured below is one of my CrossFit heroes, ACB (the Amazing Caroline Barnes). This photo can be found at CrossFit One World.

Oh well... usually when I do a bad workout, it's because I'm in my head. However, my body was just winded last night. Maybe it's because I didn't eat much before I got to the workout (just a few crackers; my last meal before the 5pm workout was at 12:30pm), which explains why I was a little shaky (literally!). But thanks to Coach Brad and Coach Lazer B (Freddy) I at least finished. They helped me run the 800 and 400 meter runs respectively. Also, ACB (the Amazing Caroline Barnes) was great. She's totally my hero - smoking all the boys during CrossFit. But ACB also manages to stay humble in the process. I swear, if I had her skills I'd be a total egomaniac. Umm.... maybe that's why I don't have her skills.

Anyway... I'm hoping tomorrow's workout will be a lot better. Wish me luck!

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters

Wooden Dowels - THREE sets of 12 of:
Samson stretch (hold each side for 20 seconds once)
Overhead squats
Sit-ups
Back Extensions
Push-ups
Dips

Oh yeah... you'll love this run!

Complete the following for time:
Run 400m
30 pull-ups
50 wall balls (8' shot 20# ball)
Run 800m
50 wall balls
30 pull-ups
Run 400m

OWMA Quotable Quote
"That's what you get for not showing up to class!"
- said by Freddy to Joanne for only going to two workouts last week

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

CrossFit One World W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
Row 1000 meters
25 squats
25 pull-ups
25 push-ups
25 back extensions

WOTD
Complete 21/18/15/12/9/6/3 reps for time of:
Hang squat cleans 35#
Knees to elbows

Joanne's final time: 19:21

OWMA Quotable Quote

"Thing thing makes me wanna pee!"
- Joanne complaining about the contraption we have to do the back extensions on

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

the beauty of agony


I can't think of a better photo that illustrates this post. Martha's cousin Bradley Stewart (as I affectionately call him) is one of my martial arts heroes. Even he gets his ass kicked in CrossFit.

So after two weeks I finally started going to the studio again. I knew it would be hard and that my body would be sore, but I figured I had to do it because it's good for me... so I did.

My ass is still sore from yesterday's workout. I had to stop for a while and then slow down a bit because I could feel some cramping coming on. Right around my thuttocks (you know, that area right below the butt and right where the upper thighs begin) I started to feel a little strain. So I went to the side to stretch and then continued. I swear... I hate burpees - or anything related to burpees - including sprawls. UGH!

But the beauty of CrossFit or being part of the Breakfast Club is that even when you're in last place, your fellow Clubbers totally cheer you on because we all share the same CrossFit misery. It's that misery that totally humbles you. How does the saying go? Misery is great with company? A BIG THANKS to the Breakfast Club for making my welcome so do-able.

Monday, October 30, 2006

OWMA W.O.T.D.

Warm-up
5 minute jump rope
Row 500 meters
Run 400 meters

For Pony Boy.....
Run 200m
5 rounds of 50 punches/10 push-ups
Run 200m
5 rounds of 50 punches/10 squats
Run 200m
5 rounds of 50 punches/10 shooting lunges
Run 200m
5 rounds of 50 punches/10 sprawls

Joanne's final time: 28 minutes and something seconds.

Rest 5 minutes

Welcome Back J-Ro
5 rounds of:
10 sit-ups/10 supermans
25 knees-to-elbows


OWMA Quotable Quote

"I feel cramping on my ass."
- Joanne